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Instead of giving you guys an idea, I'm going to talk to you about one of my favorite books. that book is
a childrens book: A Bad Case of Stripes by David Shannon. It's approximately the greatest childrens book ever written for a 2 reasons:
1. the plot. Camilla Cream loves lima beans but never eats them. She's very worried about what other people think about her. So worried that she's about to break out in: a bad case of stripes. that's the author's summary. but the real reason is mostly:
2. the illustrations. They're extremely awesome and a little too scary for children in my opinion. this picture from the book at the bottom says it all. that's the girl, by the way. can you imagine having that be you? Some kids can't handle that, man!
You can buy it here for a good price
Or, if you don't want to spend anything, you can read it online here
