Instead of giving you guys an idea, I'm going to talk to you about one of my favorite books. that book is
a childrens book: A Bad Case of Stripes by David Shannon. It's approximately the greatest childrens book ever written for a 2 reasons:
1. the plot. Camilla Cream loves lima beans but never eats them. She's very worried about what other people think about her. So worried that she's about to break out in: a bad case of stripes. that's the author's summary. but the real reason is mostly:
2. the illustrations. They're extremely awesome and a little too scary for children in my opinion. this picture from the book at the bottom says it all. that's the girl, by the way. can you imagine having that be you? Some kids can't handle that, man!

You can buy it here for a good price

Or, if you don't want to spend anything, you can read it online here

My fellow Newgroundicans,
the last one I posted was alright, but I want you guys to tell me which of these is coolest:
1. the one from the last post

2. a magical fruit that causes people to randomly change shape for 24 hours after consumption. hilarity ensues.

3. a magic seed that brings a person's garden to sentient life.

4. this same seed, that when eaten, turns the consumer into a plant.

5. a magic powder accidentally sprinkled over a person's amatuer magic kit that makes it perform real magic.

6. A girl who discovers she has Lovesickness, which causes her to become a completely different (and extremely sexy) person around an object of her affection.

7. An amatuer artist who is pulled into the secret world inside art.

yes, they're all fantasy, but those are my best ideas. if you people have better ideas or realistic fiction ones, I could try turning them into a short story and giving it back to you.

Swarthily,
That one guy from down the street

So I had this great idea for a novel. I call it: My Living Room. Its a fantasy/realism fiction, which means it is fantasy in a realistic setting. So lemme lay the base premise down for you all:
Edward Graham, a man down on his luck in NYC, was just evicted from his home. With very little money, he moves to the only apartment he can afford: Apartment 89 of the Pleasure Garden Apartments. The landlord, Steve, tells him that in 1919, a woman who lived there mysteriously vanished, and anyone else who lives there flees screaming within a week. Having no other choice, he moves in. The apartment is prefurnished, and the main room looks surprisingly like a face. there is a large red sofa that looks like lips, a jut out with two small fireplaces that looks like a nose, and two paintings of open eyes. there is also a large yellow cord over the paintings that looks like hair. Ed thinks this is cute, and immediately goes to bed. the next day, as he is dusting the place, he hears a sound like sneezing from the main room. he goes in, and there is a strange green fluid all around the fireplace! he cleans it up, and resumes dusting, but this happens again several times. The next day, as he is watching TV while eating dinner, he sets his food down on the couch and goes to the bathroom. when he returns, the food is gone, plate and all! later, as he sits on the sofa, he feels as though he is periodically rising and falling. That night, as he is sleeping, he hears snoring coming from the main room. this snoring keeps him awake, so he goes into the room. he looks around but is unable to indicate the source of the snoring. he looks at the eye paintings, and sees the eyes are closed. but the eyes have always been open! He calls out for someone. The eyes snap open and a scream suddenly comes from the sofa! Edward immediately faints.
When he wakes up, he sees the sofa talking back at him and saying "are you okay, honey?" Ed assumes he's dreaming, and says he's still on the floor sleeping like a baby. The talking sofa asks him to come closer, which he does, and then it sticks out its tongue and licks him from head to toe! Ed is sopping wet and clearly awake. The sofa tells him that the whole apartment is actually a person, Agatha Sterling, which is her. She tells him her story: She lived here in 1919, 89 years ago. When she refused to sell the house to an old witch, saying that she was attached to the place, the witch made it true. her soul is fused into the wood and brick, giving the apartment building life. She also thinks that since the apartment has not deteriorated, nor has her voice shown the slightest hints of aging, that she is immortal as long as she is in the apartment. Ed decides to try to break the curse. As these attempts go on, love starts to bud between the room and its occupant. eventually, the two discover there are two ways to break the curse: either the witch undoes it, or someone else takes her place. I'm still thinking from there. I think its a real good Idea. Someday, God Willing, I'll turn it into a novel. or maybe just a novella. See ya round, Brown!

sooooooooooooooo.....
I don't think wugwug.com is gonna show up.
um.................... words. talk?
still, I'm gonna post my ideas on my news posts instead.
so I'll get back to you on that.
until next time, stay crunchy in milk, newgrounds.
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wugwug.com will be a place for people to speak their minds. if all goes well, there will be a username interface, a forum, and "screenplay" showings. These screenplay showings are for people who can't animate flash, but have good ideas. this area will be known as the inspirational pail of genius. this inspirational pail of genius can have ideas drawn from it to make flash movies and games. I, for one, will publish a series of comics and place screenplays in the inspirational pail of genius. my brother moJoe or something like that will help me out. on this site I shall be known as D-DOZER. D-DOZER says hi and DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

until my next post, stay crunchy in milk, newgrounders.

for now, I shall take the face of everyone's favorite author, Chuck Norris!

wugwug: 1.v. to answer in the affirmative. ex."did you finish your homework?" "wugwug."
syn. yes, okay, affirmative, etc. ant. no, negatory, etc.
2. n. greetings. ex."wugwug, how can I help you?
syn. hello. ant. goodbye.

while not an official word, it is one I use frequently. It expresses myself. as such, I wanted to make a site about expressing myself and others. and while I have no skill with flash movies, I have a camera, and I have paint. I am understocked on paint.

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until my next post, stay crunchy in milk, newgrounders.