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thenewstrawberry

Age/Gender: 14, Male
Location: Hudson,OH
Job: amateur comedian

I'm a comic genius who spends his time makin' jokes, cookin' food, and finding new ways to abbreviate words. I like to express myself in various ways. and while I have no skill in flash, I AM GOING TO LEARN! ... please leave a message after the beep. oh I

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11/17/06

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Exp. Points: 30 / 50
Exp. Rank #: 577,779
Voting Pow.: 2.27 votes

BBS Posts: 2 (0 per day)
Flash Reviews: 40
Music Reviews: 12
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Latest Flash Reviews

40 Reviews | 3 w/ Responses

Score: 9
HK's Phoenix Wrong 2

"OBJECTION!!!"

date: June 24, 2008

there's a fatal contradiction in your testimony!
you previously established apollo and klavier as group X in apollo injustice!
but in this video, its phoenix and miles!
NOW HOW DOES ONE EXPLAIN THAT!

HK:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

disclaimer: i don't know whether or not this was done earlier or after apollo injustice.

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Score: 9
Sonny

"short"

submission: Sonny
date: June 17, 2008

but sweet. is there going to be a sonny 2? if not I may proceed to write you a scathing letter.

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Score: 1
dont think about cheese

"not good"

date: May 28, 2008

ITS NOT A JOKE! ITS A SHORT TERM MNEUMONIC GAG! PHILISTINES EVERYWHERE I GO!

the joker-
DC comics emperor joker

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Latest Audio Reviews

12 Reviews | 3 w/ Responses

Score: 7
Easy Listnin'

"knot bad!"

submission: Easy Listnin'
date: September 26, 2008

reminds me of elevator muzak. pretty good loop, though.

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Score: 10
_-={Newgrounds Spectrum}=-_

"awesome!"

date: September 15, 2008

this is great and should be the real anthem. (i'm lookin at you, Fulp and fulp.)

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Score: 10
_-={Arise Sleeper}=-_

"Ego sum orior oriri ortus"

date: June 17, 2008

its latin. translate it.
a story:
And in that instant, he could choose to sink deep into the sleep and find peace or to rise from his slumber and bring justice. in the millisecond entire worlds flashed before him, more than just his own. In the end, he chose the greater good and delivered himself into the Lord's waiting arms.

quod is has ortus ex eternus dormio.
translate it to find out what it means.
and maestro: keep up the good work.

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