thenewstrawberry

Age/Gender: 14, Male
Location: Hudson,OH
Job: amateur comedian

I'm a comic genius who spends his time makin' jokes, cookin' food, and finding new ways to abbreviate words. I like to express myself in various ways. and while I have no skill in flash, I AM GOING TO LEARN! ... please leave a message after the beep. oh I

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Score: 7
Easy Listnin'

"knot bad!"

submission: Easy Listnin'
date: September 26, 2008

reminds me of elevator muzak. pretty good loop, though.

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Score: 10
_-={Newgrounds Spectrum}=-_

"awesome!"

date: September 15, 2008

this is great and should be the real anthem. (i'm lookin at you, Fulp and fulp.)

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Score: 10
_-={Arise Sleeper}=-_

"Ego sum orior oriri ortus"

date: June 17, 2008

its latin. translate it.
a story:
And in that instant, he could choose to sink deep into the sleep and find peace or to rise from his slumber and bring justice. in the millisecond entire worlds flashed before him, more than just his own. In the end, he chose the greater good and delivered himself into the Lord's waiting arms.

quod is has ortus ex eternus dormio.
translate it to find out what it means.
and maestro: keep up the good work.

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Score: 10
_-={A Lost Dream}=-_

"awesome, as usual"

date: May 28, 2008

this reminds me of Avatar the last Airbender in a way. I like the japanese influence as a constant in the background. this song is just plain awesome.

May 28, 2008

Author's Response:

Never heard of this Avatar the last Airbender, but if the music is similar there, I should definitely check it out as learning material! Thank you for the review, i'm glad you liked it!

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Score: 10
_-={These games we play}=-_

"nice"

date: February 19, 2008

for some reason, this reminds me of luxord from KHII. in any case:
We stare at the chessboard, our minds moving entire armies. his gaze is unwavering as he moves his first pawn. the play has begun! I move my pawn, then he moves a pawn, I move a knight, then we move our bishops. all this time his gaze is unwavering, though his hands remain at his sides. then, the action starts again! I swear, I saw the soldiers within pieces at that time. when the smoke cleared, he had cornered my king. I knew a checkmate when I saw one. I bowed to him, then left the table as he awaited his next naive opponent.

Nice, huh?

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Score: 8
_-={The Deads Witness}=-_

"here u go:"

date: February 19, 2008

long ago, the earth was born in fire. from this fire, came the demons. the essence of evil, they populated the newborn planet spreading their power. then, in the skies above the earth, the angels were born. they commanded the power of ice, and sought to purify the corrupted planet. thus the angels and demons went to war on a newborn earth. Thousands of beings on both sides died. then, in the final battle, the demons fire collided and fused with the angels ice. they came together and formed water, the source of life. from this water, came man. understanding man's representation as the boundary between good and evil, both sides retreated: the angels to the skies, the devils to deep underground. and so man populized the planet, and earth was born.

makes a nice creation myth, doesn't it? I got a lot more of those, jus PM me wit a link to ur song.

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Score: 10
_-{A Warm Wind in Avalon}=-_

"my picture"

date: January 15, 2008

I see a beautiful beach, and many people simply letting their cares away. bravo, well done once more!

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Score: 10
the Composer

"very nice"

submission: the Composer
date: December 23, 2007

I'm just assuming you did all this with a synthesizer. am I correct in this assumption?

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Score: 10
_-={Sunset Requiem}=-_

"I thought it went like this:"

date: December 21, 2007

"but sire, you can't die! there's still so much to accomplish!"
"then I guess *cough* you'll have to carry on *hack* the mission..."
"But I am unskilled in the ways of the sword!"
"nonsense... *cough* I've tought you everything I know, I know you can do it."
"Very well. but before you die, one last boon, my lord. *removes both swords... one at his side, and the one embedded in his stomach.*"
"t-thank you, my servant. Take my sword, complete the trial, and rise to be the greatest swordsman in history! I-I know you can do it. i-its your destiny..."
"Sire, I've always respected you and served you with all my strength. now I shall rise above you, if that is what you wish"
"go, my loyal servant. Oh, one more thing. my son is in these games too, please don't kill him"
"What is his name?"
"His name is G--*cough* *hackhack* *coughs up blood* *dies*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *lays over body and cries!"
kind of a tear-jerker, don't ya think?

December 22, 2007

Author's Response:

Under the right circumstances it could be quite moving. However my mind works in funny ways and I automatically thought of a parody of it. If you don't mind i'd like to share it with you :D!

"but sire, you can't die! there's still so much to accomplish!"
"then I guess *cough* you'll have to carry on *hack* the mission..."
"But I am unskilled in the ways of the sword!"
"nonsense... *cough* I've taught you everything I know, I know you can do it."
"But sire... you havn't taught me anything :("
*sire begins giggling*
"Then I suppose you're screwed!"
"Very well. but before you die, one last boon, my lord." *Rips out the blade in the sire's stomach, and the blade beside him*
"HEY! WHERE ARE YOU TAKING THAT?!"
"What... this sword in your stomach?!"
"YEAH >:("
"To... to fight people, so I don't die miserably like you did"
">:("
"FINE, HAVE IT BACK!" *jabs back into stomach*
"*URGH*"
"t-thank you, my servant. Take my sword, complete the trial, and rise to be the greatest swordsman in history! I-I know you can do it. i-its your destiny..."
"I thought keeping you alive was my destiny..."
"AND WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT TURNED OUT >:(!!!!"
"OKAY OKAY, I GET IT, NEW DESTINY!"
"Sire, I've always respected you and served you with all my strength. now I shall rise above you, if that is what you wish"
"go, my loyal servant. Oh, one more thing. my son is in these games too, please don't kill him"
"What is his name?"
"You would think I would know wouldn't you?"
"You don't know your son's name?"
"Ugly little bugger he was... G... GeeHeUgly I think I named him (coughs up blood, and dies)
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *lays over body and cries!"

Sorry, just had to ;) I hope you enjoyed the little parody, humor is the spice of life of course. Thank you for the review, i'm glad you liked it!

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Score: 10
_-={An Unseen Dance}=-_

"SWEET!"

date: December 20, 2007

its *sniff* just b-beautifiul! I love it! its just...just FANTASTIC!

December 21, 2007

Author's Response:

I'm glad you liked it :), it is a song that means a good deal to me, thank you for the review!

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